I don't understand the movie Ferris Bueller's Day off. Like, why would any principal go through that hassle to catch one kid skipping school. And that part where he threatens Ferris to have to go through another year of school. For skipping? Really? I used to skip high school almost everyday and I'm pretty sure no one gave a fuck. But I still think it's a good movie.

Bueller. Bueller. Beuller.