The best text messages of my life

Me 'Where you at?'

Josh 'Hiding. With the Keggs. Trippin'

Me 'What address?'

Josh 'What you mean. Cops! Alba or some shit'

Me 'Well come to 6 Shady Glen'

Josh 'K. I'm with a 100 pound keg. I can't move that fast. Cops everywhere'

Me 'Well wtf we need to meet up'

Josh 'We trapped fo real. Ya no shit hahah not bein rude. Just waiting outside this out so the party can continue, except I have a full keg so I can't leave. We tryin to transport it.

Me 'oh ok'

Josh 'Sorry find you soontime'

Me 'We're on alba'

Josh 'Raaaaawh!!!!'

Yeah I love when my friends steal kegs so we get free beer.