My brother 'Did you know that last summer I got pulled over by six cops and searched for guns?'

Me 'Did I know that you got pulled over by 6 cops and searched for guns? UHM NO'

Me 'What's for dinner?'

My mom 'Well, I'm making us normal people food, what do you want?'

Me 'Oh I didn't realize I wasn't normal.... I guess I'll have a veggie burger'